Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
"Ní ligfidh mé síos thú
Ní fhágfaidh mé gan thú
Ar aon chaoi,
Ní chodlaímse go sámh san oíche”
The difference between the building at the beginning versus the building at the end is stressing me out.
Like, how long were they gone? I mean, really. The plaster is gone from the building, that ivy has covered the entire upper part of the building, including the windows. The slope on the side of road is gone and filled in. The trees have filled in overhead.
You guys may laugh but my schools mascot is actually satan
We have a twenty foot portrait of him in our gym
He’s wearing gym shorts
With a noticeable bulge
More than noticeable
We have our assemblies beneath Satan’s prominent crotch
As another student of this school I can confirm these claims are true
a lot of people thought we were lying
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.